Almost illegible, scrawled on a piece of parchment:

Murph,

I know I fucked things up. I'm a prat, alright? And I'm sorry. So sorry. I really never meant to hurt you. Trust me. It's the last thing I've ever wanted to do. I know I'm not on your favourites list right now, but I just want you to know that I am sorry, from the bottom of my heart, and I love you. Although, you probably don't want to hear that right now. Could you meet me in the Astronomy tower tonight at 11:00? If that doesn't work with your rounds, we could make it earlier or later. I wouldn't mind. Let me know...

Sincerely apologetic and still hopelessly in love...

Fred

AU-verse

Ever since he was rejected by Murph, Fred had tried to forget his heartbreak by having fling after fling after fling. Which, to be perfectly honest, wasn't quite different from the way he'd behaved before, but he was much more agressive about it now.

As soon as he grew bored with one bloke, he'd move on to the next. At the rate he was going, he was going to go through the entire homosexual population of Hogwarts within a month. Hermione had confronted him about it, but he'd brushed her off, saying that he was fine and it was nothing. He was lying, of course, and he knew Hermione knew it (she was too perceptive not to), but thankfully she let it go.

His latest boy-toy was a bloke named Rhys, a Ravenclaw. It had actually been Rhys who started things, and it was lasting slightly longer than the others. They'd all lasted about three days each, sometiems a week, and Fred really couldn't remember any of their names. He knew his behaviour was out of control, so he was trying to take things a bit slower. It helped that Rhys was actually somewhat interesting, probably would be moreso, too, if Fred wasn't completely in love with Murph.

Making his way into the Common Room, Fred tried to adjust his robes which were dishevled from his latest 'date' with Rhys. He tried to smooth his hair back into place as he made his way to the stairs. Everyone knew where he'd been, and what he'd been doing, but he figured they wouldn't appreciate the obvious evidence.

TM Prompt # 199 - You’ve woken up as the opposite sex this morning… now what?


Stretching and yawning, Fred pulled himself from sleep very reluctantly. Normally he would have stayed in bed – it was a Saturday, after all – but he’d promised George he’d help test out some new products. He was looking forward to it, he hadn’t really done too much work for the shop since he got back so it was exciting for him.

Though he was now semi-awake, he stayed in bed for a few minutes. Honestly, he was lazy and he really didn’t feel like getting up at… He glanced over at the clock on the wall. Nine in the morning. During the weekend, no less. With a groan, he pushed himself out of his bed.

Seeing that George was still asleep, he padded over to the bathroom, still stretching his arms over his head. His eyes were fuzzy with sleep, so he immediately turned on the faucet and splashed cold water on his face.

Rubbing at his eyes, he straightened up and looked at himself in the mirror. Blinking a few times, he shook his head and leaned closer to his reflection. He touched, poked and pulled at his face, then looked down at his chest.

When he saw that he now had breasts, he let out a very high, very un-masculine shriek, ran back into the bedroom and shook George.

“George! Wake up!!”



Fred Weasley

Harry Potter

Word Count: 225

Stolen from Tonks.

You Belong in Dublin

Friendly and down to earth, you want to enjoy Europe without snobbery or pretensions. You're the perfect person to go wild on a pub crawl... or enjoy a quiet bike ride through the old part of town.

Hm... Not quite sure what to think of this one.

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You are more logical than emotional, more concerned about others than concerned about self, more atheist than religious, more dependent than loner, more lazy than workaholic, more rebel than traditional, more engineering mind than artistic mind, more cynical than idealist, more leader than follower, and more extroverted than introverted.
As for specific personality traits, you are outgoing (100%), innovative (79%), romantic (71%), adventurous (69%).

STEREOTYPES
Punk Rock (67%)
White Trash (64%)
Hippie (53%)


LIFE EXPERIENCE
Sex (17%)
Substances (27%)
Travel (21%)


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Your political views would best be described as Socialist, whom
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... PG? I am not dependent, nor am I cynical! And George is the more logical one...

Sneaking into Hogwarts was the easy part. The hard part was navigating it without the Marauder's Map, but Fred would manage. He wouldn't be Fred Weasley if he couldn't.

Carefully sealing the hunch of the witch, Fred looked up and down the dark corridor. He couldn't hear anything, so he swiftly moved down the hall in the direction of the Quidditch field. It had been years since he'd been here, and it made him feel somewhat nostalgic. As he passed the corridor that contained the small portion of their Portable Swamp, Fred grinned. There had been some good memories in these walls.

When he neared the Quidditch wing, Fred paused. He'd made it this far without getting caught. He pulled out his wand and approached the door. Opening it, he darted inside and then lit his wand.

Just the same as always, he thought to himself. He glanced around, taking stock. They had upgraded the school regulated brooms. Grabbing four, he tucked them all under his arm and headed back to the door. Before he opened the door, he took one last look around the room, 'nox'ed his wand and opened the door and exited into the corridor. Now for the tricky part.

Having managed to make his way up to the corridor with all of the suits of armor, Fred took a moment to think this out. The suits would most likely not appreciate their shields being taken, but he needed shields. He'd return them, of course, but how to make them understand that? Figuring he may as well get it over with, Fred rushed down the row of armor, snagging four shields before the suits realized what had happened, and by that point Fred was already on one of the brooms, flying down the hall and out one of the windows.

Behind him he could here some shouting and clanging, and he knew they'd probably find out it was him, but right now, he honestly couldn't care less.



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TM Prompt #196 – Congratulations! You’ve been granted one wish. What is it?


Hm. I get one wish? What would I do with it… Good question.

There’re a lot of things to wish for: good health, long life, wealth, love, fame. All those wishes that are fueled by greed and envy. And then there’s other wishes like, world peace, an end to strife, for everyone to be equal. Those wishes that are self-sacrificing and generous. But we all know that people are really wishing for those things for themselves, anyway.

So many wishes to choose from… What would I want?

I’ve got an amazing family, a business that’s making a killing, luck. I mean, of course I have luck, I came back from the dead. If that’s not lucky, I don’t know what is.

So what could I possibly hope to gain from a wish?

A joust.

I wish for a joust. How wicked would that be? How bloody fantastic! I wish for a joust!



Fred Weasley

Harry Potter

Word Count: 152

I stole this from Theresa. *smiles and waves*

( Sin Meme )

I guess I’m a proud, lustful wizard.

( Sin Test )

You Are 80% Impulsive

You are impulsive, which at times leads to irresponsibility. It's hard for you to say no to all but the most insane propositions. But you could care less. While your impulsive ways have gotten you in a little trouble - they've made for a very exciting life!

... I rather think I deserve a bit more. Honestly! Just 80? Come on!

Fred couldn't help feeling like he was missing something. He was in Boston Commons, but he couldn't find Murph.

He was supposed to meet him half an hour ago, and he was starting to feel anxious. It wasn't that it was a large Muggle city - Fred had been to London plenty of times - but he was beginning to feel a sense of desperation that wasn't helped by the fact that there were so many Muggles around.

Unlike London, he didn't know Boston, and therefore didn't know any nitches where he could perform magic to help him out.

He was on the verge of a panic attack. All of the people here spoke strangely, he didn't have his twin, he was completely alone... He took a deep breath and started to pace.

Fred was going to hex Murph when he saw him.

Amazingly enough, I got the same answer as Ginny. I'm not sure how to feel about that...

Your Kiss is Black

Your kisses are amazing. You put a lot of effort into your kissing technique. You are a perfectionist, and you never leave any kissing detail to chance. When you're kissing, you like to be in charge. You don't enjoy someone else taking the lead. You know you're the best kisser. In fact, you're often disappointed by how other people kiss. Kissing Type: Thoughtful People See Your Kisses as: Amazingly unreal You Kiss Best With: A Pink Kisser Stay away from: A Green Kisser

Fuck yeah! I'm the better kisser.

INSTRUCTIONS
01. Leave me a comment saying, "Interview me."
02. I respond by asking you five questions of a very intimate and creepily personal nature. Or not so creepy/personal.
03. You WILL update your LJ with the answers to the questions.
04. You will include this explanation and an offer to interview someone else in the post.
05. When others comment asking to be interviewed, you will ask them five questions.


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( Answers to Murph's questions )

( Answers to Al's questions )

( Answers to Theresa's questions )

( Answer's to Mike's questions )

Stolen from George. Again.




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TM Prompt #192- Write about a recurring dream you’ve had. (Or, if you’ve never had one, write about the most vivid dream you've had.)



Well, I wouldn’t really call it a dream, but I do relive my death a bit.

I didn’t see it coming, obviously, but in my mind I do. I see the blast, I see the wall cave, and I see the rocks fall on top of me. All in slow motion.

The viewing-me is always yelling to the dying-me: ‘Move! You’ve got to move! You can’t die now, you’ve got too much to live for! What about George? Who’s gonna make sure he doesn’t lose his touch? Who’s gonna help run the store? Who’s gonna give the Wizarding world hell? Move your stupid arse!’

Of course the dying-me never listens and is, subsequently, crushed under a mountain of stone.

Sometimes the viewing-me remains, seeing the reaction from all the others who were there, and the rest of my family. Most of the time, though, the viewing-me - the me-me - wakes up, drenched in sweat and with the sheets in a tangle around my legs.

Needless to say, it’s a very vivid experience, and one that is repeated nearly every night.



Fred Weasley

Harry Potter

Word Count: 173

You Are a Red Crayon

Your world is colored with bright, vivid, wild colors. You have a deep, complex personality - and you are always expressing something about yourself. Bold and dominant, you are a natural leader. You have an energy that is intense... and sometimes overwhelming. Your reaction to everything tends to be strong. You are the master of love-hate relationships. Your color wheel opposite is green. Green people are way too mellow to understand what drives your energy.

Another thing I stole from George.

I think it's pretty acurate. What about you?

Stolen from George. Yet again. But he stole it from Hermione, so he had it coming.

What Would You Do if...
» I committed suicide:
» I said I liked you:
» I kissed you:
» I lived next door to you:
» I started smoking:
» I started drinking:
» I stole something:
» I was hospitalized:
» I ran away from home:
» I got into a fight and you weren't there:




WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MY:
» Personality:
» Eyes:
» Face:
» Movie preferences:
» Hair:
» Clothes:
» Mannerisms:
» Musical preferences:


[1] Who are you?
[2] Are we friends?
[3] When and how did we meet?
[4] Have I affected you? How?
[5] What do you think of me?
[6] What's the fondest memory you have of me?
[7] How long do you think we will be friends or enemies?
[8] Do you love me?
[9] Have I ever hurt you?
[10] Would you hug me?
[11] Would you kiss me?
[12] Are we close?
[13] Emotionally, what stands out?
[14] Do you wish I was cooler?
[15] On a scale of 1-10, how nice am I?
[16] Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
[17] Am I loveable?
[18] How long have you known me?
[19] Describe me in one word.
[20] What was your first impression?
[21] Do you still think that way about me now?
[22] What do you think my weakness is?
[23] Do you think I'll get married?
[24] What about me makes you happy?
[25] What about me makes you sad?
[26] What reminds you of me?
[27] What's something you would change about me?
[29] How well do you know me?
[29] Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
[30] Do you think I would ever kill someone?
[31] Are you going to put this on your journal and see what I say about you?